Let’s just get right to it. Online dating is absolutely brutal. Hours of scrolling through profile after profile only to be left even more confused about love than after watching an episode of Maury’s “Who’s the Daddy” series. Although my friends and family tease me that I’m too picky, they might rethink that statement after swiping through a few of the profile choices that pop up on my Tinder app. To make the process more bearable I like to break down the qualities and attributes that I look for in a man’s profile before jumping into a conversation. Below I’ll share some profiles that caught my eye in each of the respective categories.

Quality/attribute # 1

Confident with a Clear Direction in Life

Profile # 1

He’s honest. Let’s not get hung up on the other details because after using the new seasonal peppermint hand soap in my bathroom all of his confusion will melt away and he will fall madly in love with me. And if all goes to shit (no pun intended) I have a back up below.

Profile # 2

We all have flaws. This is a man who is not afraid to admit them. I just hope he has a good autobody shop on speed dial.

Profile # 3

I like Tigers.

Quality/Attribute # 2

Optimistic & Charismatic

Profile # 1

That’s deep…. I’d marry him. Although I hope that he is willing to do his own laundry with that risky behavior.

Profile # 2

This guy has a great outlook and a great barber obviously.

Quality/Attribute # 3

Financially Stable

Profile # 1

I mean ….Who needs a passport when you have wifi?

Profile # 2

I wonder who is paying for the pizza. Not to be needy or anything but I like extra cheese and that cost extra.

Quality/Attribute # 4

A Fellow Foodie

Profile # 1

I’m more of a mashed potato girl myself, but this guy is going places. I’m a sucker for a guy with goals especially if they involve food.

Profile # 2

A man after my own heart.

Profile # 3

Special K bar. I mean it sounds like I’d be settling when there is tacos involved in the above profile.

Quality/Attribute # 5

Someone who makes me feel special

Profile # 1

I wonder if he’d be open to meeting a cute girl.

Profile # 2

This guy sure knows how to make a girl feel special.

And after a long day of work the winning profile is…

Don’t forget the extra cheese please. Who says a girl needs to settle while online dating?